Turn this into a plot dialogue story: While Donnie and Mikey were watching TV, Raph anxiously waited for Leo to come out of his room. When Leo finally did, Raph pulled him aside for a serious conversation. Struggling to get the words out, Raph eventually blurted out a shocking revelation—Splinter eats poop.
Leo was skeptical, questioning if it could be some kind of bizarre training exercise. Mikey, amused, chimed in with jokes, while Raph insisted he had witnessed Splinter eating it with silverware, as if he were at a Waffle House.
As Raph stormed off in frustration, Leo raised one last question—if this were true, why were their toilet bowls always clean? Raph simply pointed out that Leo had just answered his own question.
The End.
Title: The Shocking Revelation
Setting: The Turtles' Lair, a cozy living room with a flickering TV in the background. Donnie and Mikey are sprawled on the couch, engrossed in a cartoon. Raph paces nervously near the hallway leading to Leo's room.
Scene 1: The Waiting Game
Donnie and Mikey are laughing at the antics on the screen, but Raph is clearly agitated, glancing at Leo's closed door.
Raph: (muttering to himself) Come on, Leo. What’s taking so long?
Donnie glances over, raising an eyebrow.
Donnie: You okay, Raph? You look like you’re about to explode.
Mikey: (grinning) Or like he’s waiting for a pizza delivery that’s never coming!
Raph shoots Mikey a glare, but his anxiety is palpable. Finally, the door creaks open, and Leo steps out, stretching.
Scene 2: The Serious Talk
Raph quickly grabs Leo by the arm and pulls him aside, away from the others.
Raph: (serious tone) Leo, we need to talk. It’s important.
Leo: (confused) Uh, okay? What’s up?
Raph hesitates, his words caught in his throat. He takes a deep breath.
Raph: (finally blurting out) Splinter eats poop!
Leo blinks, processing the statement.
Leo: (skeptical) Wait, what? Are you serious? That sounds like some kind of bizarre training exercise.
From the couch, Mikey bursts into laughter.
Mikey: (jokingly) Maybe it’s a new diet plan! “Eat like a master, even if it’s a little... unorthodox!”
Scene 3: The Defense
Raph, frustrated, crosses his arms.
Raph: (insistent) No, I’m serious! I saw him! He was using silverware, like he was at a Waffle House or something!
Leo raises an eyebrow, trying to suppress a smile.
Leo: (teasing) You sure it wasn’t just a weird dream? Or maybe you were just really hungry?
Raph throws his hands up in exasperation.
Raph: (storming off) You guys don’t get it! I’m telling you the truth!
Scene 4: The Final Question
As Raph storms away, Leo turns to Mikey, who is still chuckling.
Leo: (thoughtful) But if this is true, why are our toilet bowls always clean?
Mikey shrugs, still giggling.
Mikey: (playfully) Maybe Splinter has a secret cleaning crew!
Raph, overhearing from the hallway, pokes his head back in.
Raph: (pointing) You just answered your own question, Leo!
Leo looks puzzled for a moment, then shakes his head, a smirk forming on his face.
Leo: (sighing) I guess we’ll never know...
The camera zooms out as the brothers continue to bicker and joke, the laughter echoing through the lair.
The End.