Turn this into a plot summary version: Leo: Master Splinter.
Splinter: ???
Leo: The other guys might be thinking, you might be eating our poop. But it's not true right?
Splinter: I haven't been completely honest with you.
Leo: So you do eat our poop like it's Waffle House.
Splinter: Hehe, Leo, please. It's more like chipotle. Sometimes I have it in a tortilla.
Leo: Well, thats-
Splinter: It's what? You think it's disgusting?
Leo: Yeah!
Splinter: I can say the same amount you guys eating pizza.
Leo: That's not remotely the same thing at all!
Splinter: Little Caesar's, Pizza Hut, Dominos, it's all the same shit you've been eating since your youth.
Leo: "Same Shit"? Sensei, you wanna talk about eating shit?
Splinter: I have no regrets.
Leo: Sensei that's ridiculous!
Splinter: I have no regrets, I know who the Fuck I am.
In a humorous exchange, Leonardo confronts Master Splinter about a rumor that he eats their waste. Splinter admits to not being entirely truthful, revealing that he does indulge in it, comparing it to Chipotle rather than Waffle House. Leonardo is appalled, arguing that it's not the same as their beloved pizza. Splinter counters by pointing out that their pizza choices are just as questionable, asserting that he has no regrets about his dietary choices and confidently embracing his identity. The conversation highlights the absurdity of their differing perspectives on food.