Turn This Into A Plot Summary Version: Raph and Donnie comes in with a passed out mikey
Raph: Help! Master Splinter!
Splinter: Set him down!
Sets mikey down
Splinter: What the fuck did you do?
Raph: Fetenyal, I had to guess.
Splinter: What!?!!
Raph: I thought he could take it, that shit is strong as fuck!
Splinter: I did not raise junkies!
Raph: That's debatable I've done- what's it called? Footstamps?
Splinter: Rapheal!!
Splinter checks mikey
Splinter: He's burning up fast. Go, get my favorite switch from the tree
Raph: What!? That's some bullish-
Splinter: Would you rather get the switch or we run hands?
Raph: It wasn't even that bad-
Splinter: Run em up then!
Raph: Fine! What size?
Splinter: The one that's growing out of the ground.
Raph: What? Thats the whole damn tree, sensei!
Splinter: Go now!
Donnie: April sent me nudes this morning!
Raph: ...
Donnie: A little bit of titty action.
Phone dings
Donnie: She sent me another one!
In a chaotic scene, Raph and Donnie rush in with a unconscious Mikey, prompting a frantic call for Master Splinter's help. Splinter, alarmed, instructs them to set Mikey down and immediately questions what happened. Raph admits he had to guess with a potent substance, leading to Splinter's outrage as he insists he did not raise "junkies." As Splinter checks on Mikey, he realizes the situation is dire, urging Raph to fetch his favorite switch from a tree for discipline. Raph protests, but Splinter insists, escalating the tension. Amidst the chaos, Donnie interjects with a distraction, revealing that April sent him provocative messages, which momentarily shifts the focus from Mikey's condition to Donnie's excitement over the unexpected attention.