What a friend will do to me during a real school fire since she is taller (Funny) but she is 18 I'm 19
In a funny scenario during a school fire, your taller friend might take on the role of the "human ladder." As the flames start to rise, she could dramatically declare, "Don't worry, I've got this!" and then proceed to hoist you up to safety like a fireman, all while making exaggerated sound effects like "whoosh" and "zoom."
As you dangle from her grip, she might quip, "See? Being taller has its perks!" Then, as you both make your escape, she could insist on leading the way, confidently striding ahead while you try to keep up, jokingly reminding you, "Just follow my lead, short stuff!"
And of course, once you're both outside and safe, she might turn to you and say, "Next time, I’m bringing a ladder!" Just another day in the life of a tall friend saving the day!