Turn this onto a dialogue version: Leonardo confronts Master Splinter about a rumor that he eats their waste. Splinter admits to not being entirely truthful, revealing that he does indulge in it, comparing it to Chipotle rather than Waffle House. Leonardo is appalled, arguing that it's not the same as their beloved pizza. Splinter counters by pointing out that their pizza choices are just as questionable, asserting that he has no regrets about his dietary choices and confidently embracing his identity.
Leonardo: Master Splinter, can I talk to you for a second? I heard this... rumor.
Splinter: Ah, Leonardo. What is it that troubles you?
Leonardo: It’s about you. People are saying you eat our waste. Is that true?
Splinter: (pauses) Well, I must admit, I haven’t been entirely truthful about that.
Leonardo: (eyes wide) So it is true? You actually eat it?
Splinter: (nodding) Yes, I do indulge in it from time to time. Think of it more like Chipotle than Waffle House.
Leonardo: (appalled) Chipotle? That’s not even close to our beloved pizza!
Splinter: (smirking) Is it really that different? Have you tasted some of the toppings you choose?
Leonardo: (defensive) Our pizza is a classic! It’s a staple!
Splinter: (calmly) And yet, your choices can be quite questionable. I have no regrets about my dietary choices, Leonardo. I embrace who I am.
Leonardo: (sighs) I just can’t believe you’d choose that over pizza.
Splinter: (smiling) Sometimes, my son, it’s about finding nourishment in unexpected places.